how are these people not dead
Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die
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So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?
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